Oh, okay. Yeah, he DOES have a "pinch between
his cheek and gum" quite often, but all the "good ole' boys" do. I still don't
see that as a problem.
No, all the "good ole' boys" have a still in their 300
acre backyard, and do moonshine runs, while trying to keep away from Rosco. of
course, when half his cheek is gone, his singing career will be up and running
full steam ahead, just like the General, huh?
Well, yeah, I guess he should make himself an exception
for HEALTH reasons, since his mouth is such a major part of his identity, but
it doesn't detract from his LOOKS, IMO.
And hey, you (and Tara) are invited to come on down
here and check out my 300 acre backyard and my Moonshine distillery and
ride barefoot in my General Lee.
YEEEE-HAAWW!!